one part poetry, three parts sarcasm

brandnewswastikas:

I’m allergic to latex and that’s why I specifically use latex condoms. It makes my peen swell up so she can finally feel it. I go to the hospital every time. 

(via intramuro)

i want to take a selfie in this library. i dont think i have the balls

pinterest art

the tumblr app ghost notes a lot it’s super annoying 

if my writing professor doesnt email me over the summer or sometime soon to tell me how much she enjoyed the work in my portfolio im gonna be really offended

i wanna know if miley cyrus and her dad have a good relationship again or not

YES SAME. we have very similar situations. i didn’t start getting help until sophomore year of high school because i was able to skate by for so long but it really messed up my gpa in high school and then in college

yeah it seems like we really do, sophomore year for me was when it got really bad too! i remember meeting with guidance counselors and school principals overriding my teachers’ deadlines by giving me extended time on things bc “danielle you are a really smart girl look how well you used to do in school so we’re gonna give u special treatment” which is so putting a bandaid on a problem.  i never actually saw a psychologist until i made an appointment like a month ago at college (bc my parents didnt really believe in that stuff i guess) but im going to help for it now which is better late than never i guess!! are you doing better now that how you were in high school?

i wish i had the dedication to my studies like some people do but i have never been able to find motivation even in like dire situations where i HAVE to complete something in order to pass and i don’t know how to get past it

me too, it’s like a block for me that doesnt clear until i literally wait till the very last hour before something is due to actually work on it and then most of my grade problems come from me just not completing things like i have to.  this system worked out pretty well for me in elementary school but then started 2 cause problems in jr high and high school (and college) i wish i knew how get the motivation too

omg i hope this wasn’t directed at me bc i know my grades are my fault

no omg never!!!!(i didnt even know anything about ur grades) it wasnt at anyone i even follow just i feel like most tumblr teens r always complaining about the education system but they don’t put in the same effort as other people. and same, that’s why i wrote about my brother because i know that i worked maybe 5% as much as i should have and kept telling myself “w.e. im naturally smart” and i really resent myself for it so that’s why i admire him for working as hard as he does

yeah yeah the education system is fucked and isn’t an accurate measure of intelligence but complaining about it wont get you better grades and neither will putting people down who do get good grades because a lot of the time, those people understand the same amount as you but they work their asses off. my little brother for example, is a smart kid but not everything comes as easily to him as it did for me in jr high. while i hardly ever studied and relied on being “naturally smart,” he works his ass off and studies & does homework as soon as he gets home from school till like dinner and then more after that. he has a high 90-something gpa. and the people i see complaining about school seem to always be online which im not putting you down for but if you’re gonna bash the education system for not giving you the grades you want then at least be trying as hard as the people who do get the grades before you complain

ps obviously this isnt directed at every person who doesnt do well in school

i just sent a text saying “im so frustrated i have to stop being mean to boys” which is easier said than done tbh