i love kids i cant wait 2 be a mom kids kids kids kids am i PMSing

when i have kids and they do cool stuff im going to cry all the time bc of how proud i am lmao

ive only seen my mom cry once and my dad like never and my kids wont be that lucky

u should do it all the time what if you die today u wanna be in slutty clothes

oh man im going 2 have to set aside some time to panic about this (no sarcasm)

if i believe im as cool as 90’s chloe sevigny then i will be that’s how it works

omfg have you read her memoir or w/e it is so damn funny ahhhhhhh

of course i have!!!! n then i watched ummm…like…all of her interviews on youtube…. im sorry u had to find out how creepy i am

I KNOW RIGHT she has never disappointed me she is so great

sometimes i actually get sad that im not her friend

the dentist hygienist commended me on wearing my retainer n i was like huh ive never had braces and she said “wow u have very straight teeth!” but then i had a cavity so the teeth praising was short lived

i cant stop laughing!!!!

people….please…

no 1 ever wants to go to the city with me bc money but i have a limited amount of time when I’m home and it’s an hour awayyYyYyayYyr