please never burp around me but be okay with me letting out giant burps around you. thanks
once when i was 8 my dad dropped something and said “shit!!” and iwas like “omg u said a bad word” and he said “no danielle i said sheet, a sheet of paper” i didnt believe him but if i weren’t a child genius i really might have because he had the power of the accent
example of leniency with puns that my dad has:
me: im trying to get tan
dad: how can you do that you’re 18!
(get it ten/tan it only works with an accent)
since my dad has a russian accent he can make much more elaborate dad jokes bc he has a lot more leniency with puns
ya “lmao white girls are dumb” wtf we are white dumb ass stop separating yourself from the problem
yeah true!! well i mean the things this girl i know makes fun of arent problematic but like she’ll always reference that common white girl twitter and any time someone does something “white girl-esque” she’ll be like “omg ur so common white girl it hurts” and its not offensive or anything but it’s so just idk annoying lame ass cheap humor like how many times can you try to resuscitate this joke b4 u finally let it die
im friedns w 2 many white girls that constantly talk about “common white girl” like they aren’t part of it and then they put on some yoga pants and go take pics of the clouds
in 8th or 9th grade we had a holocaust survivor come and speak at our school, his name was Werner Reich and he kept saying the phrase “and the good people did nothing.” he gave a really powerful speech and was overall an amazing person, but it makes me so sad that the part i remember the most from his visit is how some kids made fun of him that he kept repeating that phrase, and how these two girls i was friends with were so fucking patronizing and they kept saying “awww omg hes soooo cute awwww.” it killed me it still makes me so mad and i didn’t even say anything to them about it when it happened, and we aren’t even friends like i dont talk to them anymore and im still mad about it 4/5 years later.