March 2012
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hbgwhem replied to your post: morethanlost replied to your post: “i want to…
me @ psycho derek tbh.
omG tom u r psycho derek irl arent u
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morethanlost replied to your post: “i want to write the school shooter letters he’s…
omg what who wrote that
idk where the original post is but they were some of the comments on the picture of the shooter, and someone else wrote this:
“i think i’m going to write to him once he’s sentenced, etc — insofar as i’ve gleaned from facebook screencaps, etc, he has a strong literary aptitude and...
“i want to write the school shooter letters he’s just misunderstood what a poor baby” wtf is wrong with you people
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Never Forget You - Noisettes
MY HAIR IS SO DRY IM SO UPSET I BARELY EVER BLOW DRY IT OR CURL IT AND I STILL HAVE SPLIT ENDS :((((((
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using the same expensive products and regimens that models do but still being 900 times uglier
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February 2012
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“If I wanted the government in my womb, I’d fuck a senator.”
– Senator Judy Eason McIntyre; Tulsa, OK (via supcakes)
i used to tag all of my personal posts with like 5 different things oh god y
How to Write a Paragraph Instead of a Run on Sentence: One Girl’s Journey Completing an Impossible Task
i think i should start writing in my journal again, it has gold pages and it’s black and leather bound so i can sort of feel like a princess while writing about my mundane life and also i don’t want to publicly embarrass myself online every time i have a nervous breakdown because things stay on the internet forever, although i don’t think anyone would care enough to save whatever...
my elbow is bruised and also really dry if you’ve ever wondered how people with ugly elbows live then you’re in luck
i hate when i become interested in something and i think i can base my whole life and future on it and then a month later it doesn’t interest me anymore like what i wrote my college essay about has no bearing on me now. nothing i like stays permanently. every time i think i have an ‘epiphanic’ spark that i know what i want to do with my life, a little bit later it turns out it...
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pulling my life back together starting with my hair
richwhitelesbian:
i hope rick santorum is walking through his living room and accidentally stubs his toe really badly on the coffee table and has to hobble over to the chair and sit down for a second while the pain courses through his body
1612th:
how is rick santorum still alive even can someone schedule a campaign location for him in san francisco or some other city with a lot of gays so somebody assassinates him or something please
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most people’s hair gets greasy if they dont wash it for a few days but mine turns into oscar de la renta ss12 hair wow its really lovely
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whenever i text one of my friends i always make sure to be super funny in case her brother has her phone instead of her
-creepyconfessions
i think i spend too much time online because i told my friend shes acting like a vodka soaked gummy bear and she told me i need to get some sleep
how much smaller would my ribcage be if i wasn’t on a competitive swim team for 5 years
the most accurate description of my body is that it’s basically a fat version of a 50’s and 60’s pinup girl except without a waist which basically just leaves me as a deformed blob with a huge ribcage
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morethanlost replied to your post: do dads irl really get depressed over their…
omg imagine tho like i get depressed that my sister is growing up. she used to be so cute and nice and funny and now she’s an asshole
same with my brother he’s at the enlightened brat age of 13
do dads irl really get depressed over their daughters not being their “little girls” anymore because that seems dumb as hell
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Person: What happened to your arm?
Me: ...
Me: it was my cat.
Person:
Me:
Person:
Me:
Person: Your cat can spell 'worthless'?