January 2012
Can someone send me nudes so I at least have something to laugh/ cry at
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December 2011
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Ok four hours to become attractive will I be able to do it tune in for my next mental breakdown
Me: my new goal is to look like I've been dead for three weeks
Mom: we're going to the bodies exhibit next week, you could ask them questions
My mom made quiches and ong they smell so good but were not allowed to eat any of the stuff she made for another like 5 hours
I’m looking at pictures of myself from over a year ago on my Moms camera, pictures that I took because I thought I looked good in them and jesus christ I was so tan and fat
madgay:
i literally need 50 feet of space please dont stand close to me dont look at me dont breathe on me
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i havent kissed anyone in so long adn the last guy i kissed was SHORT
i have 8 hours to become hot
underaged:
May your 2012 be filled with unprotected sex and rampant drug abuse.
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Attempt number two at stealing the charger from my brothers room without waking him up
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I really like the idea of a boyfriend but I know I will be terrible and distant and immature and a bitch so maybe im just better off alone
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why do i have a huge ribcage this isnt fair it looks so weird and i dont even have a tiny waist or big hips to even it out, even if i get really fit my stomach will never be flat because of these ugly annoying ribs
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we were reading cosmo on the train and there was an article about how french women are so mysterious so like NEVER PEE WITH THE DOOR OPEN AND NEVER FART and then like 20 pages later there was an article about whitney cummings and chelsea handler and those people and how “raunchy girls” are so cool and like make some fart jokes and burp with the guys. ok????? tell me to be two different...
sex tips 101
dont fart or burp in front of ur guy because u dont want him to know u have a digestive system
scratch that plan i have an extremely high alcohol tolerance because im russian so ill just sit around moping with champagne in my hand but like it wont do anything and ill just get a lil tired
im really sad because my parents are hosting a new years party and i have to stay till probably like 12:30 BUT i mean it starts at ten so untill my friend gets here or until i leave im going to have to hang out with a bunch of 13 year olds and im really sad because one of the family friends is 23 and he’s like soo nice and thinks im funny and idk i like the company of older guys but...
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i just got home ive been walking around the city all day and my feet hurt so much LIKE I HAVE BEEN NON STOP WALKING SINCE 1 pm and now its almost 11 ok anyway i somehow gained two pounds??????? lol :””(
but it was fun we went to The Met and looked at the islamic art exhibit and my friend bought this $200 book for her mom and it was HUGE and weighed like 30 pounds and we walked...
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im so dead and tired in the day and at night i like come alive i wish it were reversed
i feel like i come off as really spoiled but im not i just want a lot of things but i dont get them
sometimes i have a life and it can be fun and its like when poor people go into a bergdorf goodman’s and touch pretty stuff but leave without buying anything
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i wish i remembered my password to my photobucket account from 2007
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I’m running and I’m so sweaty and ugly :) teenage dream ;;;;)
Ok tbh why does my face look five years old how do I make myself look older but not ugly I wonder if there’s a YouTube tutorial for this
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